I'm a little delayed with this, but want to comment on the woman who complained after finding a chicken foot in her package of chicken from Safeway. She told Safeway via Twitter, "I'm vomiting."
For once, I'm not quite sure what to write. This woman has me enraged. So, instead of writing anything particularly thoughtful or mature, I will instead revert to my potty mouth and write...
What a stupid, delusional, ignorant, nasty bitch. Where the fuck do you think your pre-processed, skinless, boneless chicken breasts come from, you dumb whore? How DARE there be any indication that those slabs of meat actually came from an animal that wow... actually lived... and could walk?!?!?
And you want to vomit? How sad. The chicken wasn't feeling so well, either, I can assure you, when it was stuck in shit and piss and unable to move more than a few inches as it was being fed an unhealthy diet so that it could be scalded alive and chopped up into pieces so that you and your dumb-ass family could eat it.
Even most meat-eaters aren't this fucking ignorant.
Well, she got her 15 minutes of fame, just as she was hoping. Luckily, though, I don't think she guessed that so many people would see her as the complete piece of shit -- CHICKEN shit-- she is.
Is there any hope for the world?